You know those folks who have jobs holding signs outside of businesses, and they look all happy and attention-getting in hopes of ... well, getting attention?
Here's my deep question for the day.
Why do they never hold the signs still so you can read what they say? How do I know if I want to stop if I can't read the sign? I'm certainly not going to pull over just so I can see what the sign says. Give me an incentive to pull over, people. Give me some information instead of giving me a headache trying to read the dancing words.