I'm on Statcounter and I love seeing where all my blog visitors come from. I really like to pull up the recent visitor map and see red dots all over the globe -- that's pretty cool. The recent keyword search is pretty awesome, too -- it shows what keywords a searcher used to land on my site.
Strangely enough, I've had two people land on my blog while looking for the words to "Dang, Fetch, Oh My Heck," which, as we all know, is performed by Everclean in the movie "Sons of Provo." I mentioned this song in a blog a while back and apparently the search engine likes to land on me. Poor searchers, though -- they did not find what they came for.
I've decided to take compassion upon them, and I proudly present -- the lyrics!
Dang, Fetch, Oh, My Heck
Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.
If ya cut off me off drivin', spill your Coke upon my shoes,
There's just no tellin' what my mouth might say.
I'll break out a string of non-profanities to make your ears curl,
In my religiously edited way.
If my football team is losing, if a brick falls on my head,
If you go, "BOO!" and you catch me unawares,
My reaction will display a certain G-rated tone,
So as to not offend the man upstairs. That's when I say...
Dos años yo viví en Suramerica sirviendo El Señor en Guayaquil en Ecuador Comiendo platanos, guineos, verdes y maduros.
¡No me aguanta comer mas, no, por favor!
Y no querian escuchar el buen mensaje que trajemos nos echaron en la calle y nos pusimos
Bien enojados con la gente, con arroz, con los mosquitos, ya, y estas son las cosas que dijimos:
Now, if you're looking for lyrics to Everclean's other songs, you can find them all here. Click on the 'album' button and you'll find all the lyrics.
I've done my good deed for the day.