How are you? I trust you're feeling well and that your mother recovered from her knee surgery without complication.
I'm contacting you today on an entirely unrelated matter. You see, as of late, you've been trying extra hard to leave comments on my blog. You know the kind I mean ... I helped with your college paper, you have some enhancement products to sell me, you want me to enlist for your prescription drug program, you have some money for me ... well, guess what. It's not working. We've talked about this, you and I. You know I don't allow unsolicited advertisements on my blog.
I have comment moderation. That means that anything you want to post has to come through me. And I'm not allowing it. Now, I do realize that I'm just one on a list of many. I know that you go through thousands upon thousands of addresses a day. But you know what - more of us are rising up in rebellion. More of us are taking a stand and taking control of our blogs. No longer do we have to let just anyone leave a comment. When you come on our blogs, you're coming onto our turf. And our turf is getting tough.
So go your way, little spambots. Waste your time no longer.
This blog is a no-Viagra, no-dead-uncle-from-Haiti, no-amazing-scholarship, no-prescription-drug, no-porn site. In addition, if I think you're just being snarky, I'll delete those comments, too. Except for if it's me being snarky ... but again, the point is, this is my blog.