Friday, July 17, 2009

Clearance Sale!

Ah, Clearance Sale ... the two words that make the hearts of every shopper go pitty-pat ... the two words that bring a sense of comfort and contentment, a feeling of accomplishment, and the bestowal of bragging rights.

Well, we know I'm all about bragging rights, so of course I'll do my part in this grand endeavor.

That's right, I'm having a Clearance Sale.

Right now, by leaving a comment in this trail and saying, "I want! I want!" (or some reasonable facsimile of same) you can get a copy of "Nothing to Regret," plus a copy of "Strength to Endure," plus shipping, for the price of $10.00. That's right, just ten dollars gets you two (count 'em, two) Tristi Pinkston novels delivered to your door, with nothing more to pay, ever! There are no clubs to join, no commitments to sign, and no annoying salesmen will call or come to your door. These books will slice 'em, dice 'em, take out those annoying red wine stains, and best of all, will inflate in case of a car crash. You can't afford not to own these books! Leave your comment in the trail today!

Quantities are limited. Not valid in Tajikistan or Outer Mongolia. Much of this blog is written in hyperbole. This is not a flying toy.


*Actually, pop me an e-mail at tristi@tristipinkston.com Not all of you have your e-mail addresses on your profiles, so hunting you down is tricky. You can hunt me down instead.

14 comments:

Lynne said...

Ah, Billy May is still with us!

Since I already have both books, I'll pass. But for those who don't - what are you waiting for?? This is a great deal!

Tamara Hart Heiner said...

you are so funny!

So I have to ask, is a clearance sell a good thing? I always feel bad when I see them b/c I think, someone's not making a lot of money off of this.

I am so tempted to say "I want..." how can I pay? send check? let me know and I may want...

OUR CLAN said...

I want them!!!!!

Kimberly said...

I'm not allowed to buy any books until my birthday next month. =(

You made me giggle regardless though.

And I have to ask - does Canada fall into the Outer Mongolia category?

Taffy said...

I add my testimony that these books will not only slice and dice, they will mash and mix. They are a wonder in the laundry to brighten up dingy whites AND they will tie your shoes for you (Jinny Weasley is not the only one to do that!)

Tristi Pinkston said...

Kimberly, I may require another buck or two in shipping to Canada, but how could I ever deny you anything?

Josi said...

I've got both of them too--but might I add a review that they are AWESOME and at this price it would be a sin not to own copies of your own!

Karen Gowen said...

Is there an order form? I'd love to get these two books. Count me in...somehow...

Tristi Pinkston said...

Karen, just send me an e-mail at tristi@tristipinkston.com and tell me your address, and we'll go from there.

Mackay Memories said...

i would like them. my name is Karalee Mackay. I am Keith Fisher's cousin.

My email address is karaleemackay@comcast.net

Let me know know how to order them and pay for them.

Karalee

Karen Gowen said...

Tristi, Did you get my order? If it didn't go through, my email is vizat10@yahoo.com.
Thanks!

L.T. Elliot said...

I want! I want! I want! BADLY!!!!!

berlinwritergirl said...

Just got back to the land of internet! Am I too late? I want them!

Anonymous said...

Me! Me! Me!

(aka Aggie)

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